Do you want to upload a nice photo to commemorate it?
But you cannot find the right caption?
Here’s an exhaustive list of the best Saturday quotes to help you out:
Saturday Night Fever Quotes
Did you mean Caturday??
Goodbye weekend! We had something special.
Someone, please call 9 wine wine!
Alexa, skip to Saturday!
Wanna bet? It’ll be a gin-gin situation
Twinkle twinkle little star, please point me to the nearest bar. That’s my only jam for this weekend.
Gingle bells gingle bells, Gingle all the way, is the only song I will be singing this weekend! Come on, sing with me!
Can we start at the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.
Weekend forecast: mild alcoholism. 70% chance of poor decisions and poor judgment. Oops.
It is a Saturday. This means the only decision you should be making is whether you should drink out of a glass or bottle of wine.
On Saturday I will be multi-slacking rather than multi-tasking.
If the weekend manages to by as planned, then it will not include any actual plans.
May your weekend be full adventure! Hopefully, the beginning of the next week will be far away.
I have not been this excited about the weekend, since last Friday.
Happiness is not having to set an alarm for Saturday morning! Happy weekend!
Saturdays are for big shirts, messy hair, music, and good coffee.
Saturday. Make time for the little things today.
Don’t stop Beer-lieving this weekend! Have faith!
is my second favorite f word. The first one is FUN.
It is Saturday. Relax and pamper yourself.
It’s Saturday, I plan on doing nothing. It will be a weekend full of nothingness.
Don’t keep calm! It’s Saturday party time
Follow the call of the disco ball this Saturday!
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it is Sunday
Another Saturday night in the house, I just realized even the trash goes out more than me!
It’s the weekend, keep your dreams alive. Hit the snooze button.
Lust is Saturday night feeling, love is a Sunday morning.
Saturdays are meant for coffee, comfort and replenishing the soul.
Good morning, happy Saturday. Why are you awake so early?
Does running away from Monday and holding all this weight on my shoulders count as a workout for the weekend?
My whole vibe is on do not disturb this weekend!
I think weekends are made in china! They don’t last too long.
Who pushed the fast forward button on my weekend? Pause it!!!
Today is Saturday. Yesterday you said tomorrow. Do it today. Do not make any excuses. Happy Saturday!!
Smell that? It’s the weekend!
The weekends are too short to sleep!
Everyday day is a weekend when you are retired.
This weekend’s forecast shows 0%chance of cooking or cleaning, with a good chance of laying around in my jammies.
Sorry, I’ve got my Netflix pants on. It’s going to be a chill weekend.
Hello, Friday, where have you been all these days? It is great to see you.
Funny Saturday Quotes
May your weekend be full of inappropriate behavior and good times.
Today, give yourself a break. Happy Sunday!
A Sunday well spent brings about a refreshing new week.
Help!!! I have run out of Saturdays and Sundays.
Sundays should come with a pause button and a stop button only.
Sundays are for relaxing. Happy weekend!
Do not let the shadows of yesterday, spoil your Sunday. Have a beautiful Sunday.
It’s Saturday, Movement is optional.
Let this Sunday be a rainbow for the upcoming week! Shine and smile!
I am 100% motivated this weekend to do nothing.
I am going to be on energy-saving mode this weekend.
Happy weekend! Do what makes you happy.
It is Friday people, time to let the hair down.
Let the weekend therapy begin
If you are going to rise, you might as well shine this Saturday.
Turn your magic on this Saturday
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them lazing around.
Imagine if every day was a Saturday or a Sunday? Make everyday your weekend.
Saturday nights are perfect for introverts because others have plans.
Different cocktails for different Sunday nights!
Weekends are like rainbows. They look good from a distance. But, once you get close to them they disappear.
I wish every day was Saturday.
Saturdays often feel like one night stands. They don’t stay until Sunday.
Start this Sunday with a cleansed heart. No doubt, no worries.
Wake me up when it’s Monday!
Hello, Emergency? I would like to report a theft. Someone stole my weekend. I last saw it on Friday! Then it disappeared.
Please weekend, won’t you stay a bit longer?
Weekend Quotes
Honestly, it was Friday like 5 minutes ago.
Be lazy, with a 90% chance of Netflix this weekend.
Calories don’t count on the weekend.
The weekend is upon us. Remember, drunk words are only sober thoughts!
It’s the Weekend!!! The responsible adult button has been switched off!
Don’t get hangovers. They are called wine flu.
What travels faster than light? It’s weekends!!!
Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s Friday WOHOOOOOO.
It’s Friday, so that is kind of a part in itself!
I am going to be as useless as the G in lasagna this weekend!
Be a hero this Saturday! Rescue the wine trapped in the bottle.
Two days is simply not enough for the weekend. There is too much fun to be had.
I wear black on Mondays because I mourn the loss of the weekend.
Just leave all your worries and jump like a child on weekends! Happy Saturday!
On Sundays, my coffee is recreational. As opposed to weekdays, where it is medicinal.
The only synonym for the weekend is boom shakalaka.
Weekends come with your best days. You get to reflect on the week gone by. Think of how productive you have been! Come up with a plan of action for the upcoming week!
Weekends= Alcohol and Shenanigans with a chance of poor decisions.
No quote out there can describe how great the weekend is!
The first five days of the week after the weekend, are always the hardest.
I need a weekend to help me recover from my weekend.
Weakened this weekend.
Count your rainbows, not your thunderstorms this weekend! Good morning! Have a blessed Saturday.
My Saturday checklist includes: do nothing and chill.
When someone asks me, what I did this weekend. I squint and ask “Why, what did you hear??”
Thoughtful Saturday Quotes
Do something this weekend that your future self will thank you for! Happy Saturday!
Wishing you a weekend full of love and laughter! Have a great weekend.
Forget the things that made you sad. Remember the things that brought you joy. Happy weekend!
I hope your weekend is worth the wait! Enjoy.
Sundays are meant to be lazy. Happy Sunday!
I want a weekend adventure but in my pajamas!
Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee and Saturday. Have fun this weekend!
Cheers to all the crazy things we will do this weekend, that will not be shared beyond this group.
I love you Friday, but Saturday morning- you are my boo.
Care to join me for a new cardio class this weekend? It’s called bacardio. The workouts include dancing and drinking. Let’s go to celebrate this weekend!
You need a strong end of the week, not a Weak end.
Do what makes your soul happy this Sunday!
It’s the time to disco this Saturday!
Let the evening beGin this Saturday. Have a great weekend.
If you hold a glass of beer to your ear and binoculars to your eyes, you can see the weekend!
Best Happy Saturday Quotes
Relax and recharge this weekend! Happy Saturday!
Weekends are meant for chilling. Take time out. Wishing you a wonderful weekend.
Stay humble and focused. Hustle away this weekend.
Happy Saturday! May your day be nice and joyful. May it be filled with love and laughter.
The only thing people will remain greedy for is a long weekend.
Shine bright like a diamond this weekend. Have a spectacular Saturday!
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands! You made it to the weekend! Days full of relaxation await you!
Don’t just be good for others. Be good to you. Have a wonderful Saturday.
One day can change everything. Spend your Sunday wisely.
Stop stressing and chill! The weekend is here to rescue you!
I found Friday, it was lost and hiding at the end of the week all this while.
Your potential is endless. Face the weekend head-on!
Warning: Going to sleep on Sunday may cause Monday! Beware!!
I have a very tight schedule of not getting anything done this weekend. Excuse me.
Dear week, I am so over you. I am leaving you for your best friend, the weekend.
Hello, weekend! I am so happy to see you.
Weekends are for NAPS. Also known as, Necessary Adult Peace Sessions! Hope you get yours! Happy Saturday!
Hip Hip Hurray! It is Saturday! Have a spectacular weekend.
Dear stress, let’s break up this weekend!
Sorry, I can’t go out this Saturday. There’s a sofa stuck to me.
The weekend is always a good idea! Always.
Friday just called, she will be here soon! And she will be bringing the wine.
Hello Saturday! You sexy thing, you!
It’s an add to cart kind of Saturday.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Your best companion. The weekend.
I am going to chill this weekend and listen to The Weeknd. Because I can.
Unavailable this weekend, as I am mentally going to be somewhere else!
Get creative this weekend! Learn something new, take a hike- adventure is out there! Have a terrific Saturday.
Happiness is uninterrupted sleep on weekends.
Donut worry be happy! The weekend is here!!!
Let the weekend therapy begin! Happy Saturday!
Good morning. I hope you have a terrific Saturday.
Live, Love, Laugh, and dream this Saturday!
Best Saturday Night Quotes
I love Saturday nights! I can just chill and watch tv.
I don’t want to make you jealous of my lifestyle. But I’m sorting laundry on a Saturday night.
I’ve off to a party this Saturday! To Club Bed featuring DJ pillow and McBlanky.
You are a Monday. I am a Saturday night. Vis a vis I am so much more fun to be around!
Hi, it’s the weekend. Go get your happy on and jump in!!!
Happy Saturday! Don’t let people change the loving and caring person you are. Don’t let anyone bring you down. Use the love and goodness inside you to stay strong.
I am going to use what little energy I have today to breathe and maybe blink. That’s about my plans for Saturday.
Sleep in. It’s a Saturday! Good morning.
I was getting up, but then I realized it’s Saturday. So I went back to sleep!
Good morning! It’s Saturday.. you know what that means. You don’t have to inhale your coffee you can sip it too!
On Saturdays we only wear pajamas!
Got my coffee and I am wearing my sassy pants. It must be Saturday!
Good morning. Here’s hoping your Saturday is nothing but a sunny side up.
I hope you have a relaxing Saturday! Enjoy it because it is still the weekend.
If being in bed by 10 p.m on Saturday sounds old, then I don’t want to be young
I saw people through the window. That’s enough social interaction for me this weekend.
Whenever I see people lined up outside clubs on a Saturday night, I just think Look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.
Stretch this weekend. Stretch out flat on your back. Stretch your eyelids over your eyes. And, stretch a blanket over your body.
I love a wild Saturday night in front of the tv! These shows are great.
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