100+ Cute status for Food and Adults

Here’s a fun and cute little list of different status updates you can use! Some on adulting, some on food, take your pick!

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Cute food status:

Want food 24*7? Me too. Below is a funny list of quotes related to food.

Hello 911 I can’t stop eating
I enjoy long romantic walks, to the fridge.
50 shades of can’t stop eating.
Drinks one bottle of water: I’m so good at taking care of myself, wow.
Espresso may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes.
Morning words are much easier, when brunch is a cool down.
Pro tip: keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting.
Do you ever just start eating something and think “man I don’t even want this” But then you just keep eating it!

They say education never stops. Someone make it stop already!!! Tired of school? Then you will definitely relate to these quotes below!

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes.
Roses are red, I am going to bed.
I don’t always have time to study. But when I do, I don’t.
When you try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing your heart rate with no changes in exhaustion.
Worst things about being a student:

Me: what are taxes? How do I pay them?
School system: Worry not. The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Got to stay in school so I can provide for my future dog.
School is just an endless cycle of “I just need to make it through this week” every week.

Forget about being sassy, boujee and ratchet. Be funny, cute, and savage.

For all the sloths out there, here are some sayings that are sure to put a smile on your face!

Siri, remove my makeup!
I have two moods, either let’s do something spontaneous and awesome or let’s lay in bed all day and forget the world exists.
I could be in bed but still be busy. You know, busy gathering my strength.
Instead of doing my homework, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how much homework I have to do.
Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.
The older I get, the more I realise how much I love being at home doing nothing.
When are you free?? I have to rest for 20 hours a day.
Someone: what are your plans for the weekend?
Me: who knows
Me: (I know)
Me: (I am not leaving the house)
Sleeping in could easily be my superpower. If not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee.
Me: I’m just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
Me: wakes up march 27^th,2098.

Simple quotes for those trying to adult.

We young but we stressing like we 40.
Why did my last two braincells have to be a sad one and a stupid one?
I need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening is becoming a problem.
My mood changes like 70 times a day.
List of people who can make me laugh so hard that I can’t breathe: Me

I wonder how many miles I have scrolled with my thumb.
I am light but no one can bury me.
I feel so proud when my friends tell me their parents like me, like damn right they do. I’m a delight.
Confidence level: Kanye west.
I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me.
Addicted to bettering myself each day.
Like yea, I have an extra hair tie but it took me weeks to get it stretched perfectly for my wrist I’m not about to just give it to you.
I had a better social life when I was 8 years old now, than I do now.
If pooh bear can wear a crop top, so can I.
I am addicted to buying clothes and I am not rich enough to have this problem.
My heart says yes, but my mom says no.
I’m obsessed with reading quotes. Because other people are so much better at putting my feelings into words than I am.
I don’t even understand how my room gets all messy when all I do is sit on my bed on my phone.
Apparently being an adult means googling the numbers that call you rather than answering them.
I’d get a lot more sleep if I didn’t insist on reading the entire internet every night before bed.

Is your crush listening to Savage love, did somebody break your heart? You Grab your first aid kit and go sing What’s popping?

When your crush complains about being single. Me: I volunteer!!!
What’s that things called where your crush likes you back? Oh yes, your imagination.
Friendly, but not your friend though.
I don’t want feelings; I want new clothes!
Pretty with no boyfriend.
C’mon we’d look cute together!
Be the bigger person! I can’t. I am only 5’3.
I’m in love with eye contact. It makes me nervous but I love it!
And there we go, you with your mixed signals and my overthinking.
Relationship status: maybe one day.
I just want someone to look at me the way I look at peanut butter.

These were 100+ Cute status for food and adults. Comment down your favourite one!